Trust me, I didn't choose the name; it WILL be changed. I can do that, right? Rabbits don't actually respond to names, do they? I mean, I'm not even fully sure my dog understand what his real name is, considering my sister and I have turned "Levi" into a series of nicknames, all derived for one logical reason or another. Well, maybe not logical, but according to our thought process, they make sense. Without giving you the exact train of thought that led to each, let's just say he responds, or at least appears to respond to the following: Levi, Keagan, Bubbas, Bubz, and shithead.
A rabbit on the other hand, they...
Hmmmm, well, I don't have a legitimate reason for believing they are incapable of learning their names, not any aside from my brief encounters with wildlife anyways. Although, when my sister, Lourdes, and I attempted to save a bunny from the death trap of her trailblazer's tire, we fed it kittens milk from a tiny bottle until it became big and bouncy enough to realize it absolutely despised us to which we decided to set him free. To this day, I think he hangs out by our house where we let him go, but runs like hell when he see's either of us within 10 feet of him(Maybe they are smarter than I thought).
I am assumming this particular rabbit I am being given, despite being named "Playboy", ((clearly not his fault)), is fairly intelligent. I am told he is potty trained...in other words, he does his number 1 & 2 businness in a litter box. HAHAHA. Who needs a cat?
This is pretty impressive though. I mean, I know grown men (who shall remain nameless) who can hardly manage this task. But then again, perhaps rabbits are smarter than men...
hmmmmmmm....maybe I'll have to call him Playboy afterall....((UGH)).
-Steph
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